holy week - caysubic resort

My vision was blurry, my heartbeat was racing! Suddenly, I told my mom: "Ma! Step on the gas!" As I was stuck in the car, I just don't know what the future holds. "Will I make it?", I asked myself as I gazed ahead of the road, hopelessness seeping in as I can only see trees and woods as we sped by.

And as my mind would seem to give up, I breathe deeply just to gain strength to hold on. A while later, again I spoke: "Malapit na ba tayo!?"

A glimmer of hope shined through when, finally, I saw the Puerto Azul gate! "We're near! I can make it!", I told my weakened self as we passed by. Deep down, I knew I can only hold on for a few more minutes. Only a few mortals could do this!

As we reached the Caysubic resort, I ordered the vehicle for a complete stop! This is it! I gathered up all my strength, all what's left of it, and moved myself out of the car! I just knew that I won't make it if I just walked... I needed to RUN! And so I did.

I could feel my legs shake as I took each and every step. My sweat, glittering on my face as I tried my damnest to hold this evil...

And as fate would have it, I got lost! I took the wrong turn! This isn't where the cabin is! All hope is lost, as I felt the evil nearing to get out! Resistance is futile...

But alas, I didn't give up! Breathe in, breathe out. Second wind, if you must. I gathered myself and went back the route, then took the other turn. I prayed to the heavens that I took the right path this time around. Every step I took was unreal, as each one seemed like a fight, a struggle... a battle to hold on!

Finally, I reached the place! I slowly crept the door just to make sure I was on the right cabin. There, I saw my sister sleeping on the couch! "Victory!", I proclaimed to myself. Only a few steps more steps and I can claim this battle!

I quickly entered the cabin and proceeded to the left... the bathroom! I untied my shorts, then finally... finally, I knew I am victorious!

I sit on the toilet bowl and proceeded to take a dump! "Success!", I sighed as I wiped the sweat on my forehead!

Hahahaha! Akala mo kung ano eh noh... natatae lang pala! Hahaha! Nangyari kasi, nagyaya si papa mag joyride, so pinasama ako. Nasa likod ako ng car the whole time ng trip ng biglang sumakit yung tiyan ko. Sira yata yung lumpia na nakain ko nung lunch! Hehehehehe! So I told my mom na najejebs na ako at kailangan na namin bumalik sa resort ASAP! Hahaha! So yun yung struggle, imagine mo najejebs ka na tapos lahat ng nakikita mo sa paligid mo eh puro kagubatan pa.. kumbaga hopeless ka na na baka lumabas na yung jebs! Hahaha!

At nung nakaabot na kami sa resort, bumababa kaagad ako ng car sabay takbo... pero yung takbo na alam mong baka biglang lumabas! Hahahaha! Tapos mali pa yung napasukan kong daan, akala ko talaga lalabas na yung jebs ko during that time. Swerte nalang at natiis ko pa at nakaabot sa cabin namin para makagamit ng toilet! Hahahahahahaha!!!!

Enough of the shit talk. Hahaha! About the Holy Week vacation, it was great naman. Dami lang ng lamok this time around. We stayed there in Caysubic from Thursday to Saturday (April 9-11). There's more people this time around though, given its the Holy Week. The beach scenery was great, yun nga lang ang daming jelly fish this time so hindi na talaga ako naligo. Relax nalang ako sa balcony the whole time.

And the food? The food was fucking expensive, as usual. 5-star expensive! Just don't expect the same 5-star quality! Hahaha!

All in all, we felt relaxed. Caysubic is still that secluded beach resort where you can get away into and leave outside world troubles for a while. Seclusion to the maximum level. Aaaah.

No cable TV though, so when it was night time and was bored as hell, I turned to my PSP. I also randomly brought a TV series compilation with me, and it happened to be Densha Otoko (an otaku geek who fell in love with a hot chick, so he turns to his internet forum friends for advice on how to hit on the girl! hahaha!). It was great watching it again! Haha! ;p

Overall, the trip was relaxing. Nothing beats sleeping on a seaside house. ;)